advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
- instant cute outfit with minimal effort
- it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
- sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
- u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know
disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
Guys think they’re totally not cute lol
the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus
I would do so thusly:
I have a co-worker who calls the paparazzi on herself when she goes on vacation with her significant other.
and am immediately humbled.
so now I know what hell and unhappiness taste like.
are you really on a diet?